ISBN 9780525658146

USA & Canada

Published by Knopf


Published by William Heinemann


Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

Download the Audio book (read by Daniel)

The Publisher Writes

From one of today’s hottest young comedians, a transgressive and hilarious deep dive into his favorite subject: relationships.

Daniel Sloss’s stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts, and gets audiences roaring with laughter – all at the same time. In his ground-breaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance, and marriage – and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused around 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups.

Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship—with one’s country (Sloss’s is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful—but also valuable and meaningful and important.

About the Author

DANIEL SLOSS finds About the Author sections wanky and outdated. He would just like you to watch his fucking comedy specials. The publisher, on the other hand, would like you to know that Daniel Sloss is an internationally acclaimed, award-winning Scottish comedian and writer. He has created 11 solo shows, toured them in theatres, music venues and arenas across 50 countries to rave reviews, and his specials, including X on HBO as well as DARK and Jigsaw on Netflix, can be seen on a total of 190 countries.

Despite the relationship and marital mayhem he has caused, Daniel still believes in love.

Daniel is thirty and lives in Scotland, his “forever home”.

Book Stuff

DateCityCountryVenueShowTicketsPostal codeLatLngDistance
Nov 5 2021Chicago, ILUSAAthenaeum TheatreDaniel Sloss: HUBRIS + Book meet & greetBuy TicketsIL 6065741.93549-87.66387
Nov 9 2021San Diego, CAUSBalboa TheatreDaniel Sloss: HUBRIS + Book meet & greetBuy TicketsCA 9210137.77598-122.49796
Nov 10 2021Los Angeles, CAUSAOrpheum TheatreDaniel Sloss: HUBRIS + Book meet & greetBuy TicketsCA 9001437.77958-122.41458
Nov 11 2021San Francisco, CAUSAThe MasonicDaniel Sloss: HUBRIS + Book meet & greetBuy TicketsCA 9410837.79140-122.41297
Nov 12 2021Portland ORUSANewmark TheatreDaniel Sloss: HUBRIS + Book meet & greetBuy TicketsOR 9720545.51648-122.68094
Nov 13 2021Seattle, WAUSAMoore TheatreDaniel Sloss: HUBRIS + Book meet & greetBuy TicketsWA 9810147.61188-122.34140
Nov 28 2021AberdeenUKMusic HallDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsAB10 1QS57.145378-2.102970
Dec 1 2021BelfastN IrelandUlster HallDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsBT2 7FF54.594607-5.931021
Dec 2 2021BournemouthUKAcademyDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsBH1 4BH50.726692-1.839881
Dec 3 2021ColchesterUKCharter HallDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsCO1 1YH51.8964290.906000
Dec 4 2021SheffieldUKOctagonDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsS10 2TQ53.379813-1.4896
Dec 5 2021NottinghamUKRoyal Concert HallDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsNG1 5ND52.956032-1.156700
Dec 7 2021NorwichUKThe HallsDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsNR3 1AU52.6311471.296057
Dec 9 2021PerthUKConcert HallDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsPH1 5HZ56.397695-3.429232
Dec 15 2021BexhillUKDe La Warr PavilionDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsTN40 1DP50.837580.471225
Dec 16 2021LondonUKEventim ApolloDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsW6 9QH51.490561-0.225206
Dec 17 2021SouthendUKPalace TheatreDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsSS0 9LA51.5450780.687750
Dec 18 2021CambridgeUKCorn ExchangeDaniel Sloss: HUBRISBuy TicketsCB2 3QB52.2043690.119380